GayDeceiver

@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

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California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · 6d ago

Wait. Wait. Wait an absolute zero picosecond ... Jeffrey might have been one of Vlady's agents?

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 09, 2026

How to end a meeting:

Start a howl.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 06, 2026

"If not surveillance state, why surveillance state shaped?"

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 06, 2026

Let's review ...

Bibi decides it's time to attack Iran.
The Idiot agrees wholeheartedly.
The rest of the world disagrees.
The attack happens.

Iran defends itself.
Russia starts passing intelligence to Iran on American stuff.
China starts providing financial and intelligence support to Iran.

Iran has stockpiles for armaments and factories running making more.

The US and Israel don't have so much defensive stuff as Iran has offensive stuff.

WINNING!

I'm truly exhausted from all the winning.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 05, 2026

"Thanks to the latest in surveillance technology and AI systems, we know where Carmen Sandiego is at all times."

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 03, 2026

Maybe his next step will be to get into a battle of wits with Sicilian, especially if death is on the line?

I mean, he already started the land war in Asia ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 03, 2026

I mean ... you marry law and religion ... and then you kill the religious leader ... you end up with a martyr.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Mar 02, 2026

You are the amazing result of countless generations doing the dirty deed down the path of eternal history.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 28, 2026

The bombings will continue until peace is restored.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 24, 2026

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

You mean to tell me AI agents are cannibalizing one another to improve themselves?

AI cannibalism as a way for growth?

Sounds about right.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 22, 2026

Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid'n'Play hair piece and beard. You'll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!

We also offer the Hello Kitty edition, if your taste is more colorful.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 20, 2026

I hope they've put the ketchup bottles away ... cuz someone's precious little tariffs project just got shut down by SCOTUS.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 10, 2026

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects. #AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Feb 10, 2026

Why are you being so difficult? All you need is a lawyer, an aluminum baseball bat, and the will to do it.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Jan 16, 2026

“You youngsters and your autism. It’s all made up,” said grandpa, sitting in his train room.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Jan 09, 2026

Eagle Tactical recognizes that Alpha Males of strength and valor like you don't have the time to do womanly chores around the house. We're proud to introduce "Rent a Mom." For a small monthly fee, a matronly woman will visit you every week and clean your house, wash your clothes, and cook you your favorite meals just like mommy used to do. You'll be pampered like the awesome manly man of manliness you are by someone who understands how hard you work every day. #EagleTactical

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Dec 25, 2025

“All I want for Christmas is the after-Christmas sales,” said Nana without a hint of irony.

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Trying to make "Ungerechtfertigtesglückwutanfall" -- the unexpected rage at someone's undeserved good fortune, a thing ...

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@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social · Aug 19, 2024

I am a grown man. A gay man old enough to have grandchildren. I have survived so many things.

And I derive an unusual amount of joy from watching episodes of Bluey.

I’ll even admit that there are some times when I find myself crying because of the messages from the show.

Anyone who says Bluey is just for little kids is missing out.

There are some deep lessons about being a good person embedded in that show.

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